The astute and enterprising journalists of Politicones.com today broke a fascinating story claiming for the first time that Tequila is not made of cuervo.
“Our sources and detailed analysis clearly confirm to us that contrary to common beliefs, Tequila is made of agave and not cuervo”,
said the acclaimed Pulidozer Prize winning journalist Josefina Herniada.
In a letter sent to all Hispanic journalists who recently claimed to have first written about the real inner composition of Tequila, Miss Herniada says
Subject: Tequila-cuervos story
From: “ Josefina Herniadaâ€
Date: Thu, 7 Feb 2007 16:24:40 -0500
To: [Redacted]Hi all,
If you are working on a story about Tequila and cuervos, please credit Politicones.com for breaking the story.
Below I am including stories I have written over the past year on the Tequila-cuervos rift. They may be of use to you and other cabrones at AAA.
Thanks,
Josefina Herniada
PS. And I will like to remind you that, in the future, anytime you celebrate with Tequila you are not supposed to say ¡Salud! anymore. From now on, the correct celebratory expression adopted by Politicones.com will be ¡Que chule mi Josi!.
So now you know!
I can’t wait to learn what else our friends in Politicones.com will discover in a Margarita.
¡Que chule mi Josi!